While it's easy to simply blame Obama (or Kathleen Sebelius if you prefer), I think it's more of a reflection of the glacial, inefficient pace of the federal government than anything else. I think we'd be seeing this kind of stumbling, bumbling rate of implementation no matter who was steering the ship from the White House. That October enrollment should be a blast — if the computers don't crash.

But what probably bugs me even more, though, is the coverage this story's receiving — as in, almost none. Where are those lamestream media conspiracy theorists when you need them?

Seriously, though, this only reinforces my argument that the media isn't so much biased as it is lazy. It doesn't help that it has the attention span of my dog: "Squirrel!" The media's moved on, and it's clear they care about real news about as much as the society it covers. Which also probably explains why so many uninsured Americans still have no idea what's going on with this legislation.

I guess my point is that the feds move slower than corporate America, and the news media moves way too fast to be bothered with something so important. It's just too boring to cover.