Ive decided to offer up the five most likely surprises that might shake Mitt Romneys bid to sentence President Obama to that one-tern hall of shame. Keep in mind that these fall in no particular order of probability, and, yes, I'll flip the script and serve my favorite Obama scenarios.

It sounds almost embarrassingly cliche -- if not downright naive -- to say it out loud, but the news is full of scary stuff these days.

Bonnie Cashman, Co-founder, Lab5 Fitness

Its over. The U.S. Supreme Court signed off on the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

I bet Mitt Romney can't wait to get back home. He might even have to head back to the lake house to recharge.

Yahoos new chief executive officer started worked last week. Fifth times a charm, right?

I really dont wanna write about this.

Youd be hard pressed to find someone who would disagree how much of an impact either smoking or drinking has on our public health.